Welcomehere we are


Well it's time to let everyone know that Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers have decided to call it a day. We are all going on the do new and exciting things, but before we go we'd like to thank everyone who's walked with us on our journey over the last 15 years. You made it all worthwhile.

Faster than a speeding puffin, more chocolatey than a chocolate labrador, descending from apes (if they are tall enough) Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers release your ears to play backgammon undisturbed.

Tuba, piano, drums, ukulele, tickling and rubbing your senses into a fun stew. Enjoy yourselves, if you can; Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers are greater than you think.


Here's our latest video
Cardboard cacti and an important message about social distancing.
What's not to like?

Thought Porridge

Our new album.

Click on the badger to buy it!


Pick up our back catalogue here (choose a CD, then click on the badger):
Choose your CDs

Overseas? Email for shipping costs


or download them here (and all the usual outlets).


Here's our 90th birthday tribute to David Attenborough!

If you'd like to sing along, download the sheet music!



here's our video of The Seaweed Under the Sofa



here's our Dinosaurs video



and here's one about Soy Milk



Josie Tothill was just 14 when she made it. We loved it so much we re-recorded Cheese!

Leaning over a wall

We're on Crabophone

"Sometimes I love bands because their music is so exquisitely crafted and sometimes simply because it's irresistibly daft. In the case of Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers it's both!"

Tom Robinson
BBC 6 Music


The Thought Porridge & Dinosaurs Ate My Caravan Song Book

Thought Porridge Song Book

Who needs CDs? Make your own entertainment with this song book. 84 pages long, with all the songs from our latest two albums: the tune, the words, the chords and ukulele tab. Alternatively, if you already have a Dinosaurs Ate My Caravan song book, you can just buy Thought Porridge.

Choose your song book