Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers' biscuity website!

Welcome here we are

Faster than a speeding puffin, more chocolatey than a chocolate labrador, descending from apes (if they are tall enough) Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers release your ears to play backgammon undisturbed.

Tuba, piano, drums, ukulele, tickling and rubbing your senses into a fun stew. Enjoy yourselves, if you can; Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers are greater than you think.

Here's our latest video
Cardboard cacti and an important message about social distancing.
What's not to like?

Thought Porridge

Our new album.

Click on the badger to buy it!

Pick up our back catalogue here (choose a CD, then click on the badger):

Overseas? Email for shipping costs

or download them here (and all the usual outlets).

Here's our 90th birthday tribute to David Attenborough!

If you'd like to sing along, download the sheet music!

here's our video of The Seaweed Under the Sofa

here's our Dinosaurs video

and here's one about Soy Milk

Josie Tothill was just 14 when she made it. We loved it so much we re-recorded Cheese!

Leaning over a wall

We're on Crabophone

"Sometimes I love bands because their music is so exquisitely crafted and sometimes simply because it's irresistibly daft. In the case of Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers it's both!"

Tom Robinson
BBC 6 Music

The Thought Porridge & Dinosaurs Ate My Caravan Song Book

Thought Porridge Song Book

Who needs CDs? Make your own entertainment with this song book. 84 pages long, with all the songs from our latest two albums: the tune, the words, the chords and ukulele tab. Alternatively, if you already have a Dinosaurs Ate My Caravan song book, you can just buy Thought Porridge.