You've discovered Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers and you've had a listen to our wonderful music.
Now's the time for you to become a fan.
There are myriad (well, twelve) tiers of fandom to which you can aspire.
Tiers to suit all pockets and all levels of fanatic zeal.

Add things to your shopping cart by clicking on the badgers and check out at the end.

The p&p calculator is a bit blunt, so if it charges you a silly amount, we'll refund you.

If you're outside the UK please email for shipping costs


Tier number one is free.

Put yourself on the mailinglist and you'll never miss a gig (a moot point, these days).

join our mailinglist

We'll email you a few times a year, not use your details for anything else and if you get bored with us you can come off the list whenever you like.


Tier number two
you're already on the list and you'd like to commit a little more.
Buy a badge
or rather, three badges for £1
We have many badge designs and they change fairly often - we'll send you a selection. If there are any you particularly want, let us know and we'll send them if we have them.

thought porridge

Tier number three
you're on the list and wearing your badge.

Now it's time to order our newest album,
Thought Porridge.


Dinosaurs Ate My Caravan

Tier number four
Now you've ordered Thought Porridge you'll be wanting the back catalogue.
We have three previous albums, Dinosaurs Ate My Caravan, Interspecies Disco and The Greatest Show on Toast.
All are full length studio recordings with 8-page booklets and they're still only £5 each!
We've cleverly spread our best songs over all of them: £20 for all four of our albums

Choose your CDs


Tier number five
you're wearing your badge and listening to our music but there are relatives overseas who you must inform of our biscuity goodness.
Buy some postcards
If you buy anything else we usually throw one in, but if you'd like more they're 5 for £1


Tier number six
Here's a cut-out-and-keep delight!
Four tiny biscuit badgers, some Jurassic context and a real Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Buy the Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers A4 Dinosaurs Diorama


Tier number seven

An astonishing bit of victorian magic in miniature form!
The Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers Teeny Weeny Zoetrope comes on a postcard and takes about ten minutes to assemble.
There are two different designs, which is just as well as they're two for £1

Crabophone Bag

Tier number eight

Isn't even our merchandise.
Top brass at Crabophone have sent us these Crabophone tote bags.
Natural cotton, about 40cm square with a long handle.


coat t shirt



Tier number nine

Wear your fandom with pride with a Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers T Shirt.
We have two designs, no choice in colours and very little choice in size!
But if you're a six year old child you're in luck!
£12 each
Pick a T-shirt and make sure you click the badger directly below your choice!

Choose your child-sized T-Shirt
Choose your Ladyfit T-Shirt

Dinosaurs sheet music

Tier number ten is free!
Show your dedication by downloading our
Sheet Music
and performing it to your friends..
Choose from Dinosaurs or
The Seaweed under the Sofa

song book

song book

Tier number eleven

If two songs isn't enoughfor you, splash out on the Thought Porridge & Dinosaurs Ate My Caravan Song Book
It's 84 pages long and contains all the songs from both albums with the tune, the words, the chords and ukulele tab.
Of course, some of you might have been fans for a long time and already have the Dinosaurs Ate My Caravan song book.
For you, we offer the Thought Porridge song book, so you can complete the set without duplication.

Choose your song book

flipbook kit



Instruction video

Tier number twelve
is the absolute pinnacle of fandom.

Buying this item will mark you out as a true and loyal fan of Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers.

This item is a unique piece of band merchandise and no other band in the world will offer it to you.

Each one is lovingly collated by a member of the Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers rhythm section.

Only with Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers do you have the opportunity to own a
3d Cinematic Flipbook
The top tier of fandom ladies and gentlemen

Tom Robinson - BBC 6 Music

It's £7

It comes in kit form and contains photos, card, 3D glasses - everything you need to make your own Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers 3D flipbook - all you need is glue, scissors and a couple of clothes pegs.
Once you have your kit just click on the instruction video button and Sam will guide you through the joyous assembly process.

Instruction video


Matthew plays the cymbals












Dean plays Ukulele













Sam plays the tuba