You've discovered Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers and you've had a listen to our wonderful music.
Now's the time for you to become a fan.
There are myriad (well, twelve) tiers of fandom to which you can aspire.
Tiers to suit all pockets and all levels of fanatic zeal.

If you're outside the UK (Zillah for instance) please email for shipping costs

Tier number one is free.

Put yourself on the mailinglist and you'll never miss a gig.

 

join our mailinglist

 

and if you get bored with us you can come off the list whenever you like.

 

badges

Tier number two
you're already on the list and you'd like to commit a little more.

 

Buy a badge

 

or rather, three badges for £1

 



Tier number three
you're on the list and wearing your badge.

Now it's time to buy a CD.

Our albums, Interspecies Disco and The Greatest Show on Toast are only £5 each.

 

We've cleverly spread our best songs over both albums: £10 the pair.

 

Choose your CDs
Dinosaurs postcard

Tier number four
you're wearing your badge and listening to our music but there are relatives overseas who you must inform of our biscuity goodness.

 

Buy some postcards of cut-out-and-keep biscuity action figures. If you buy anything else we usually throw in a couple, but if you'd like more they're 5 for £1

and when you've made a scene with your cut-out biscuit badgers send us a photo for our gallery!

diorama

Tier number five
you love your action figures but context is all.

 

Buy the Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers A4 Dinosaurs Diorama

£2

 

Zebra poster

Tier number six
you're playing with your diorama and listening to our music, but your bedroom wall is bare.

 

Buy a Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers A3 Poster


£2, but they're a faff to post, so come to a gig and buy one!

 

Gigs page




Tier number seven
the poster is on your wall, you're listening to your CDs and playing with your diorama and they're all lovely, but how to replicate the live experience?

You need a 3d photograph.

Buy our souvenir selection- six 6"x4" photos and a pair of 3D glasses for only £3

 

We also do a 3d photographic poster - 45cm x 30cm with a pair of 3d glasses.

 

It's like we're really there - only smaller.

 

They're £3 but a faff to post, so ask us at a gig.

 

Gigs page

 

Felt Badgers

Tier number eight
has been out-sourced.

Click on the image to buy a

Lovely Felt Badger

from Nicol Hemminway's wonderful etsy site

Zebra T-Shirt

Tier number nine

perhaps you'd like to declare your fandom to the world with a
Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers T-shirt
£10

Choose your size and click the badger.

Sizes
Other instructions....

If you're outside the UK (Zillah for instance) please email for shipping costs

Tier number ten
a 10"x8" 3d photograph in a Golden Frame
The man said that it's solid gold but we suspect it might be mdf under a layer of golden spray paint.
Comes with 2 pairs of 3d glasses.

£10.28

Dinosaurs sheet music

 

 

Tier number eleven is free!

Show your dedication by downloading our

Sheet Music and performing it to your friends..

 

Choose from Dinosaurs or

The Seaweed under the Sofa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

flipbook kit

 

 

Instruction video

Tier number twelve
is the absolute pinnacle of fandom.

Buying this item will mark you out as a true and loyal fan of Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers.

 

This item is a unique piece of band merchandise and no other band in the world will offer it to you.


Each one is lovingly collated by a member of the Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers rhythm section.


Only with Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers do you have the opportunity to own a

3d Cinematic Flipbook


The top tier of fandom ladies and gentlemen

 

"Astonishing"
Tom Robinson - BBC 6 Music


It's £6

It comes in kit form and contains photos, card, 3D glasses - everything you need to make your own Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers 3D flipbook - all you need is glue, scissors and a couple of clothes pegs.


Once you have your kit just click on the instruction video button and Sam will guide you through the joyous assembly process.


Which one?

 

Instruction video






Matthew plays the cymbals

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Dean plays Ukulele

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Sam plays the tuba

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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